 | Alice!: I dunno what's up with the three chicks with the balloons in their shirts, but I want to talk to the girl in the skull bikini. That's some kinky shit. I could get into that. Unless she's all into GWAR and shit. Probbly reads "Spawn" or "Sandman" or some geeky Internet comic books...
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| ASCII: What the fuck is this? Some kind of reject Transformer? I could kick his ass eight ways to Wednesday. Gimme my saw and five minutes, and we'll play Kick The Can. Now bring on more titties. [Editor's note: ASCII responds.]
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| Tonan: This is some whack stuff. I never knew Sal went in for all that Dungeons & Dragons crap. my stock in HER just went down... However, she DOES look mighty tasty, doesn't she? Say... who's the stiff-looking cat with her?
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| Dina: Hey... I slept with her!
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| Anti-Joyce: Hey... I slept with HER, too! What is this, Hooper's One-Night-Stand Parade?
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| Krazy Larry & Pal: Hey... I slept with... No, I didn't. Faked your ass out, tho. I have no idea who these people are. But damn, they look like a fun crowd. I like the angry squid.
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| Life At Bayside: Whoa. That looks *seriously* uncomfortable. Very "From Here to Eternity," in a way. I could probably stare at some of these chicks
From Here to Eternity, that's for damn sure.
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| Living In Greytown: Hey, I *like* this one. Wonder if she likes a little creme in her coffee... Y'know, a little Jungle Fever? Some of that Spike Lee "Zebrahead" shit? Trust me, I got love for ladies of ALL colors. Black girls, white girls, asian girls, latinas, whatever, I'm there.
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| Mr. Chuck Show: Damn. Can someone get me a Kleenex? Either that, or this chick's home phone number? This is the kind of woman a man like me could come home to every night. She wouldn't care about the fact that I reek of chainsaw oil, sweat, and alien guts. She's got no nose, man.
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| Wendy: That's some... REALLY pink hair, man. Like big flowy waves of cotton candy. Wonder if it's ALL pink like that... With fingernails like THOSE, tho, I'm kind of afraid to ask. Still, between the pink hair and the golden-toasty skin, Yumi=YUMMY.
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